Fictional Follies | Kat Stratford + Patrick Verona

Just when we thought we had run out of a truly original fictional couple worthy of this series, we remember one of the most iconic films of the noughties for our generation and modern Shakespeare retelling - 10 Things I Hate About You.

More specifically, the teenage anti-romance of Kat Stratford and Patrick Verona.

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And what if these crazy kids decided to get married? Well we know it wouldn't be right away. They would probably live together for 10 years and deem marriage 'too conventional', before ultimately deciding to do it anyway. Because deep down they are more traditional than they would like to think. But also, party.

So what would a Stratford-Verona wedding look like? For one, we know it wouldn't look like everyone else's. Which makes moodboarding based on other people's photos a bit moot, but let's try anyway.

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Let's start with the dress. We think Kat would go for something a little edgier, something people wouldn't necessarily expect (unless they knew her well). We're thinking detailed separates if she's going mildly unconventional, or a bold colour of she's really feeling it. Black details are in anyway for 2018, but don't tell her. Either way, she'll want to be comfortable but also make a statement.

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She won't be the kind of bride who wants a fancy hairdo either, opting to probably neaten up her long blonde waves with a few casual plaits. And when it comes to accessories, we can imagine one of these badass leather jackets (probably artificial, because she cares) would make a great wedding gift from Patrick.

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Kat and Patrick aren't going to be going for anything they would deem a classic 'wedding venue'. We're seeing them in their favourite restaurant, an urban warehouse space with moody lighting and minimal decor.

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Food will be nothing fancy either, but crowd-pleasing nonetheless. Pizza, donuts and booze courtesy of the newlyweds!

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And for the other little details, we're seeing a nod to the literary influences in their lives with some of these written quotes dotted around the space - even if it borders on the romantic. Is it too much to ask that the title of their vows is 10 Things I Love About You? Yes, possibly.

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And you just KNOW that their first dance will be a surprise performance from Patrick himself - three guesses for the song choice...

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